If I Was Going to Ask for a Materialistic Present...

...I'd ask for this. I do wish we could spend $100 on something so frivolous. But we are on the Dave Ramsey plan, and we are gazelles.

I will just keep saying that to myself as I take call after call this week from people buying the refurbished iPods at their new, lower price. I will not get a new iPod because I am a gazelle.

I am a gazelle.

I am a gazelle.

I am a gazelle.

I am a gazelle.

I am a gazelle.

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