Monday, December 1

Patience is a Virtue

This joke from "Good, Clean Funnies" came just in time to coordinate with my post on the Soccer Mom site.

Forgive Your Enemies

Toward the end of a church service, the minister asked the congregation, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

All held up their hands except one small elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have an enemy in the world," she replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"I happen to be ninety-eight years young," she replied.

"Oh, Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have a single enemy?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived them all."



2 comments:

Jean M. Heimann said...

LOL!

Christine,

I have something for you at Catholic Fire. To learn more go here: http://catholicfire.blogspot.com/2008/11/bookworm-award-and-meme.html

HEATHER said...

Love it!!

Who are your heros?

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