♬ On the First Day of Holiday, My True Love Gave to Me ♪

I don't usually take offense at "holiday" (it is from Holy Day, which Christmas is), but this is just ridiculous.  I mean, why go to these lengths to avoid it?

Hat tip: The Corner

(Anal-retentive note: It is not Christmas season yet.  It is Advent.  The 12 Days of Christmas are from Christmas through the Epiphany, and Christmas actually ends - officially - on Candlemas.)