Jesus' Father's Name

I got this from Good, Clean Funnies today (see link in post title). Enjoy!

A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus'
mother's name?"

One child answered, "Mary."

The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?"

A little kid said, "Verge."

Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?"

The kid said, "Well, you know they are always talking about Verge 'n' Mary."