Seriously?

The hyperbole in the caption here is just laughable!  It reads:

Astonishing NASA images show sun gradually devoured, ultimately blotted out by the moon as total eclipse fascinates millions of skywatchers.

um ... yeah, guys.  Maybe you should get in touch with a first-grader who can tell you that the Sun isn't devoured during an eclipse.  The moon is just passing between the Earth and the Sun.  It will come back!  Really!

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