I Know What's Up With This

Crescat just doesn't read FailBlog, that's all.

This:

... is just a direct result of this:

And this is under Made of Awesome just for Travel Man.

Those are Some Powerful Stickers!

Gosh, if only they'd thought of this sooner!  Who knew that special stickers would prevent teenagers from driving wrecklessly?  (And is it really "wrecklessly" if they are, in fact, having wrecks?  Wouldn't that really be "wreckfully?")

Anyway, the headline from Fox News is:

N.J. Tags New Drivers With License Plate Decals

By foxnewsonline@foxnews.com

Officials say New Jersey has become the first state to require new drivers to display identifying decals on their vehicles in an attempt to curb teen driving death

Curiouser and Curiouser

There's a local store in town that carries a lot of D&D stuff, and we went in to investigate things we can incorporate in our Crusades unit that Travel Man is working on.  (We plan on modifying D&D and going on various campaigns that would imitate the Crusades and other historical events.)

Anyway, this store also has some educational toys and lab projects, which look really cool, but one toy really caught my eye.  It was the same as this toy pictured below:

Yes, Jesus with glow-in-the-dark hands.

What. Ever.

The Ironic Catholic: Truth Is Stranger #82: "Godsbot" is a post in which we find a robo-Jesus who answers questions for you on the web. Their website/blog asks for donations. I.C. asked questions and got some funny answers, so I decided to mosey on over and check it out, too.  Here is a sampling:

Human: Who was Mary? 
godsbot: Mary is Isis, also the Empress in the Tarot. The Empress Corresponds in Hebrew to Double Letter Daleth the number 4 , in English it translates to the letter - D. 

Human: What is the Rosary? 
godsbot: Is that a rhetorical question? 

Human: Who is the blessed Virgin? 
godsbot: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time. 

Human: Is Mary a virgin? 
godsbot: It could be. Ask Jesus if it is. 

I also asked if Catholics were saved.  The Jesus-looking guy said he wasn't sure.  So I guess the guy who looks just like all the Western images of Jesus isn't actually Him.  That would explain a lot.  Especially the somewhat snarky answers I got:

Human: Who are Catholics? 
godsbot: Some people on the net. 
Have you tried a web search? 

Human: How do I get saved? 
godsbot: First tell me why you want it. 

Human: Who is Saint Paul? 
godsbot: I remember faces better than names. 
I'll come back to that later. 

Human: Can women be preachers? 
godsbot: Can a book have no title? 

Very, very strange.




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