Grown-ups

Dear Adults Who Introduce Yourselves to My Children,

In case you haven't noticed, you are an adult. My child is not. I have taught my children that the proper way to show respect for adults is to first call them "Mr." or "Mrs." and a last name.

Please stop introducing yourselves to my obviously underage children by your first names.

Grow up and be adults, please.

Thank you.

Sincerely,
Soccer Mom Christine