Proof that Chesterton Was Right

G. K. Chesterton famously said, "When people cease to believe in God, they don't believe in nothing; they believe in anything."

This story is proof of that. The best Captain Obvious Line™ is this:

He also jokes about the Apple store being the closest thing to a church he has “because I am not religious…[but] I loved everything Apple.”

Geez, I never would have guessed they weren't religious. /sarcasm