Monster-Long Shoelaces

Big Girl bought some of those spiral shoelaces for her sneakers last night.  She couldn't STAND her laces any longer becuase (a) they came untied constantly, and (b) they were WAY too long.  As in when she took them out, they were more than 4 feet long.  (I promise to take a picture and post it.)

She cried, "I don't understand why they make them long enough to have a rodeo with them!!!"